Bill Zebub is almost finished editing “NEVER MAKE A MOVIE IN TEXAS (OR ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE SOUTH)” which is his very personal depiction of the hell he experienced. As a person from the northeast, the culture shock was horrifying. As insulting as this may be to the denizens of Shitland (Bill Zebub’s word for Texas), this documentary is meant to entertain, not offend. Bill Zebub does not look like a hero in this depiction.

The censored version will be available on Bill Zebub’s vimeo page within a couple of weeks, and the uncensored version with a ton of bonus material will be in Blu(e)ray in about five months.

The above clip is a newly uploaded montage of moments at horror conventions. Enjoy.

SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST and SANTA CLAUS: A HORROR STORY will be re-edited. The upcoming kickstarter campaign will offer bonus discs (BD_rs). The new title is tentatively called “The Age of Lead” but that might change. If you have seen the other two versions, then you will understand that it is not correct to name this a seasonal holiday movie. The story is much deeper, albeit absurd.

The online version must be censored. The Blu(e)ray will be uncensored and will contain immense amounts of bonus footage. If you want to be notified of the crowdfunder, email bill@zebub.com

STABBED IN THE ASS should wrap by October. Other projects in the works are I SQUIRT ON YOUR GRAVE, DON’T GET IN THAT CAR, GRAMMAR NAZI, and SLEEPAWAY CONCENTRATION CAMP.

Stay tuned or be pruned.