Enjoy this parody of Slayer’s “Post Mortem” (Post Raisin Brand) by Bill Zebub. Youtube age-restricted this because the community standards are those of Puritans, but you can just sign in to youtube and free yourself from the imbeciles.
You can obtain 30 Bill Zebub movies for $200. Each will be autographed. Only five such boxes are available for the next three days. In other news, Bill Zebub will launch a Kickstarter for the re-edit of DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. Email bill@billzebub.com for information.
Bill Zebub’s corpse was discovered early this morning by groundskeepers. The late director was fond of late night swimming in the many pools on his 8-acre property in eastern Pennsylvania. it appears that he fell asleep on an air mattress and rolled over in the deep end. It is widely known that Bill Zebub lost the ability to swim after a recent amputation of his feet, due to complications of diabetes. Bill Zebub’s widow requests privacy during this time. For…