Bill Zebub dies in fiery car crash

Bill Zebub dies in fiery car crash

Bill Zebub was found dead after being hit by a car. The driver was texting while driving. Coincidentally, the driver was texting her friend about how much she loves Bill Zebub movies.

Due to the severe burns and penile disfigurement, the funeral is closed-casket and not open to the public.

Bill Zebub’s wife stated that she plans to pull all of Bill Zebub’s films, books, and music from public circulation out of respect for the real man she once knew.

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